I am Keith Hernandez

This is the check cashing shop on the corner of my block. Already a sad state of affairs, as the place rips off poor people who can’t get a checking account or need to pay late bills fast by charging crazy fees.
If that wasn’t enough, look at the logo on this bad boy.

WTF? So sad

Is that a frowny face, with a single tear coming from its left eye? Jesus, the people walking in are already bummed they have to give you 10% of their check just to get cash, no banks will let them set up a checking account and probably they are in serious fucking debt. But then to create a logo that mocks them? Sick.

Considering opening up my own check cashing spot with a big ole’ smiley face and calling it SAMPSON. You need some cash fast? You need to talk to Sampson!