I am Keith Hernandez

What’s the drink of choice for burglars in Brooklyn? Apparently cranberry juice. A rash of burglaries plagued the trendy restaurants in Fort Greene until a little DNA came to the rescue. From The Brooklyn Rail:
Creative entry was the burglar’s trademark. At Luz, the thief struck twice, lowering himself through a skylight like a character [...]

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Round 3 of getting this little website off the ground. My intentions were for it to be something I can come to and write a bit about what I’ve seen on the tubes or in the real world, maybe embed some silly videos and keep at the whole writing thing. But it never took off. [...]

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